The Founding Drop
Make a scene. Then take it outside.
First access · Reserve free
0 rolls to go before we go to print. Reserve yours — $0 today.
Four designs. Pick your fighter.
The Founding Drop
Four prints worth showing off, from $14 a roll at founding price. Tap one — reserving is free.
No warehouse. No markup. No kidding.
Loud bags. Lowest price. Zero risk.
Worth facing out
Four loud designer prints and real 13-gallon muscle — the first trash bag you'll actually want people to see.
Founding price, locked in
From $14 a roll — the lowest we'll ever charge — and you're first in line the second the drop lands and ships 6–8 weeks after.
Zero risk to be first
$0 today. Charged only if the drop hits its 1,000-roll goal — miss it and you never pay a cent. Nothing held, nothing to refund.
Leave It Better
A quarter, a bag, a slightly nicer block.
25¢ from every order buys cleanup supplies - real bags, donated to local volunteer cleanup groups. No percentages of percentages, no planted-tree math. A quarter, a bag, a slightly nicer block.
See the honest mathBefore you go
Get the gossip before garbage day.
Drop reminders, new design votes, and the occasional very good joke.
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$0 today — it's a reservation
We save your card. No charge, no deposit, nothing held.
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Charged only if we hit the goal
When reservations reach 1,000 rolls we charge cards, print, and ship 6–8 weeks later. You're first in line.
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Miss the goal? Never charged.
If we don't reach it, your card is simply never used. Nothing to refund, no forms, no drama.
Asked constantly
Reasonable questions, honest answers.
- Are they actually strong? 0.9 mil minimum — standard-or-better. The joke dies if the bag rips, so it doesn't.
- Will they look like the photos? Exactly like them — same prints, real bags, no bait-and-switch. The whole point is a beautiful object, so it stays beautiful.
- What if the drop misses? Your card is never charged — it's only used if we hit the goal. Worst case, you're out absolutely nothing.
Garbage day is calling
The prettiest thing you'll ever throw away.
Reserve your prints for $0 today. Lock the founding price, get first access, and never pay a cent unless the drop happens.